Love is sweet. Laughter makes it better.
Anniversaries aren’t just for romance—they’re for funny moments, too.
You’re in the right place if your love comes with eye rolls and inside jokes.
These 250+ funny anniversary captions will help you say, “I love you”—with a laugh.
Perfect for posts, cards, or just teasing your partner. Let’s keep it real—and really funny.
Ready to smile? Let’s go.
Funny Anniversary Captions for Couples
- We still like each other. Weird. 😜❤️
- Love you more than pizza… and that’s saying a lot! 🍕💘
- Another year of pretending to listen 😅👂
- We survived another year without killing each other! 🎉🔪
- Marriage: when dating goes too far 😂💍
- Together since flip phones 📞➡️📱
- Still crushing on you… like my diet plan 💔🍩
- He stole my heart, so I took his last name 🤷♀️💘
- Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener 👀😂
- We’re like a really small gang 💑💣
- Not sick of you yet—progress! 🤢➡️😍
- We go together like copy & paste 📋📌
- You + Me = One weird love story 💕📖
- Here’s to more arguing over what to eat 🥡🍕
- Congrats on being my unpaid therapist 🤓❤️
- Who needs sanity when you have love? 🤯💘
- Still the peanut butter to my jelly 🥜🍓
- Officially stuck with me 😈🎊
- Same love, more wrinkles 😄👵👴
- We both swiped right 😏📱
- Relationship status: still not canceled 🛑📺
- Another year, another excuse for cake 🎂🎉
- Not bad for a couple of weirdos 💃🕺
- You’re the only one who tolerates me 😅💖
- Still haven’t returned each other 😂🔄
- Anniversary: Because love is hard to return 💘📦
- Opposites attract… then annoy each other 😆🧲
- Cheers to love, laughs, and leftovers 🥂🍕
- We make married life look less scary 👻💑
- You’re my favorite weirdo 😜💘
- Aging like fine wine… in a box 🍷📦
- Teamwork makes the dream work 💪😴
- Thanks for being my emergency contact ❤️📞
- Spoiler alert: We’re still in love 🥰📢
- Who knew forever would feel like yesterday? ⏳💑
- Our love is like WiFi—strong when close! 📶❤️
- Another year of me winning arguments 😏🏆
- Marriage: the ultimate adventure ride 🎢💑
- You still make my heart do cartwheels… almost 🧡🤸♂️
- Even Netflix knows we’re a good match 📺💕
- Anniversary mood: Lazy but in love 😴💘
- We’re still hot… just mostly from spicy food 🌶️🥵
- You’re my favorite headache 💊❤️
- I’d swipe right all over again 💞📱
- We’re just winging it together 🐔🕊️
- Love you even when you’re weird 🤪💖
- Thanks for dealing with my quirks 🥴😘
- Still better than dating apps 😅💯
- You and me = laughter forever 😂❤️
- We’re the real rom-com 🎥💕
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Funny Anniversary Captions for Boyfriend
- You’re still my favorite human… most days 😏❤️
- Thanks for not ghosting me 😂👻
- You’ve got boyfriend of the year… again 🎖️💘
- Another year of me being adorable 😇💕
- Congrats on dating a queen 👑💁♀️
- I tolerate you better than anyone else 😅💖
- Who needs a superhero when I have you? 🦸♂️💘
- You’re the fries to my burger 🍔🍟
- Sorry, still no refund 💳😂
- Our love is weird—but it’s ours 💑💥
- Loving you is like breathing… unnecessary during arguments 😂💨
- Relationship goals: still laughing at your jokes 😄🎯
- You’re the reason I smile… and roll my eyes 🙄❤️
- Cheers to being together and still sane 🥂🧠
- I love you more than WiFi 📶❤️
- Thanks for loving my crazy self 🤪💘
- You’re my favorite pain in the butt 😆🍑
- Just here for the anniversary dinner 🍽️😉
- Still can’t believe you’re real… and mine 💭💑
- You deserve a trophy for dating me 🏆💘
- I pick you… again and again 🎯💕
- You had me at “let’s get food” 🍕❤️
- You + me = Netflix and snacks 📺🍫
- You’re my favorite bad decision 😈❤️
- Another year of stealing your hoodies 😎👕
- You’re my human pillow 😴🧸
- I’m still obsessed with your face 😍🧡
- Love you like Kanye loves Kanye 💁♂️💘
- You’re the best part of my day… and memes 😂❤️
- I still choose you, even with your snoring 💤🤣
- Let’s grow old and weird together 👵👴
- Happy “putting up with me” day 😂💖
- Can’t believe we’re still not sick of each other 🤒❤️
- I love you more than tacos 🌮💕
- You’re the peanut to my madness 🥜🤯
- Thanks for not running away yet 🏃♂️💘
- I’m yours. No returns. 🚫📦
- Together, we’re unstoppable… mostly. 😂🔥
- You’re my forever snack 🍫💘
- Still crushing on you big time 💞🌀
- Being with you is still my favorite hobby 🎮💑
- You’re cute. Marry me already. 😂💍
- You + food = happy me 🧁❤️
- My favorite couple is us 😎💘
- You’re hotter than my coffee ☕🔥
- Thanks for loving my weirdness 🤓💖
- If I had a dollar for every time I smiled at you… 💸😄
- You complete my memes 🤣❤️
- Love you more than sleep 😴💘
- You make my heart do weird things ❤️💓
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Funny Anniversary Captions for Girlfriend
- You’re my favorite notification 😍📲
- Congrats! You’ve survived another year of me 😂🎉
- You’re the reason I smile… and spend all my money 😅🛍️
- My heart says “I love you.” My brain says “Run!” 🧠💘
- You + me = a comedy show on repeat 🎭❤️
- Thanks for not dumping me (yet) 😇🚫
- Our love story is basically a sitcom 📺💕
- I love you more than you love Instagram 💖📸
- Still amazed you haven’t blocked me 😂📵
- You’re the WiFi to my router 📶❤️
- My favorite drama queen 👑💋
- Dating you is like winning the weird lottery 💸🤪
- Love you even when you’re hangry 🍫😡
- Still crushing on you like it’s Day 1 💞🎯
- I must be a magician, cause I got you ✨💘
- Love you more than sleep… and that’s serious 😴❤️
- You’re cute, even when you’re wrong 😉💁♀️
- You’re my better half. I’m the sarcastic one 😏💑
- Sorry for stealing all the blankets 🥶🛏️
- I tolerate your shopping habits 🛍️😬
- You’re still my favorite distraction 📱❤️
- Being with you feels like cheating at life 😎🎯
- I’m the lucky one. Don’t tell anyone 🤫💘
- Together, we’re basically unstoppable… in laziness 😴💪
- Happy “putting up with me” day 😅💖
- You’re my sunshine—and my sass ☀️💁♀️
- You sparkle more than my phone screen ✨📱
- Our love story has more twists than Netflix 🎬💕
- I love you more than my hoodie collection 😍👕
- Still can’t believe I pulled this off 😂💘
- Thanks for being my unpaid therapist 😆🧠
- You keep me smiling (and confused) 😂❓
- Together, we’re two hot messes 💃🔥
- My favorite part of the day is annoying you 💥😘
- I’d swipe right all over again 📱❤️
- You’re a 10, and I’m lucky math exists 😂🔢
- You + me = chaos and cuddles 💑🔥
- Love you more than memes and tacos 🌮😂
- I’m only a little clingy… okay, very 😅🧲
- I fell for you—probably tripped 🤸♀️❤️
- We’re relationship goals (to someone, maybe) 😜💘
- You’re my dream girl with WiFi 📶💤
- Cute, funny, mine. Triple threat 😎💋
- Every day with you is Valentine’s + April Fool’s 💝🤣
- I love you like Kanye loves Kanye 💁♀️💘
- If love was a job, I’d be overqualified 💼❤️
- You’re the glitter in my boring life ✨💞
- Can’t believe you’re still dating this dork 🤓💘
- I’d lose sleep for you (sometimes) 😴❤️
- You’re my person. Sorry about that 😂💑
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Funny Captions for Parents’ Anniversary
- Lovebirds or love-weirds? 🐦😂
- Thanks for proving love and nagging can coexist ❤️🤯
- 30 years, 2 kids, and 1 remote fight still going strong 📺💪
- Relationship goals: surviving each other’s snoring 😴💞
- Congrats on not killing each other yet 🎉🔪
- Still grossing us out with your love 🤢❤️
- Thanks for showing us love and sarcasm work together 😂💘
- The OG couple since forever 💑📼
- Marriage = 50% love, 50% “Where’s the remote?” 😂
- Proof that true love exists… and tolerates dad jokes 🤦♂️❤️
- Y’all still doing this? Wow! 👏💕
- Happy anniversary to our favorite weirdos 🥳💑
- Forever crushing it… and each other’s nerves 😆💘
- Parents by day, power couple by night 🌙💑
- Built on love, fueled by coffee ☕💖
- Mom + Dad = Chaos and cuddles 💥❤️
- True love and tax returns—together since always 📄💘
- Real MVPs of love and laundry 🧺🏆
- Still arguing like teenagers—adorable 😂💞
- Love aged like fine wine… and dad jokes 🍷😅
- The blueprint for relationship drama 💔📘
- Mom’s still bossing, Dad’s still nodding 🤷♀️🤐
- Together longer than most streaming services 📺💘
- Still each other’s headache and heartache 😜💓
- Anniversary level: legendary 🎮💑
- True love or just really good teamwork? 🤝❤️
- From dial-up to WiFi, still going strong 📞➡️📶
- Built with love… and a bit of yelling 😅🏗️
- A love story with sequels 📚💘
- Together longer than most trends 💅🎉
- Married life = inside jokes + eye rolls 😜💍
- Cheers to the chaos you call love 🥂😂
- Your love is older than the internet 🌐❤️
- Relationship status: Vintage 💑🕰️
- Thanks for the genes and the drama 👖😂
- Anniversary vibes: Dance moves and dad jokes 💃🤣
- A team that yells together, stays together 📣💘
- You’re why we believe in love… and earplugs 😂🧡
- Still the cutest couple in denial 🥰🙈
- Mom’s still got the sass, Dad’s still got the patience 😂💪
- Soulmates with snore compatibility 😴❤️
- Marriage: The original reality show 🎬💑
- You two are our rom-com—just with more yelling 📽️💞
- Together, still weird, still perfect 🤪💘
- Thanks for raising us and not raising hands 😅🙌
- Annoyed with love for decades 💢❤️
- You complete each other… and compete too 😂🥇
- The real love story behind our bedtime stories 📚💘
- Built to last and sass 🤖💞
- Happy anniversary to the ones who made us AND made it! 👏❤️
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Funny Captions for Friends Anniversary
- Here’s to another year of me putting up with you 😆💖
- We’ve been friends longer than most relationships last 😂💘
- Celebrating friendship… and bad decisions together 🍻💥
- We should charge admission to our friendship 😂🎟️
- Congrats on surviving my weirdness for another year 🏆💘
- Best friends: because therapy is expensive 🛋️💸
- Friends who laugh together, annoy each other forever 😂🤪
- Cheers to a friendship that’s way too much fun 🍻🎉
- Still besties after all these weird moments 😂👯♀️
- We’re like a team… if the team was built on sarcasm 💬💥
- We’re aging like fine wine—mostly in a box 🍷📦
- Thanks for not blocking me after all my memes 😂📱
- Our friendship is like a Netflix series… full of drama, but we love it 📺❤️
- Another year of you being the weirdest person I know 😜💖
- We go together like coffee and chaos ☕💥
- Still the funniest and most dysfunctional duo 😂👯♂️
- Our friendship: 50% fun, 50% chaos 💣😎
- Here’s to surviving each other’s life choices 🥳💘
- Best friends are the only ones who know all your secrets and still stick around 🤫💞
- Still friends after that one time we both did that crazy thing 🙈🤪
- Congrats on being the only person who gets my weirdness 👯♀️😂
- Friends for life… or until you steal my snacks again 🥨💖
- We’re like a Netflix series—full of random episodes 📺💘
- Friendship anniversary = unlimited inside jokes 😂💬
- Still the best decision I’ve ever made 😎💘
- Friends who survive awkward situations together stay together 🤣💞
- We don’t need therapy; we have each other 😂❤️
- Same crazy vibe, different year 😜🎉
- Here’s to another year of questionable decisions 🤷♀️💥
- We may be weird, but we’re weird together 🤪💘
- Another year of making bad choices… together 😅💑
- Let’s celebrate the fact that we haven’t killed each other yet 🤣🖤
- Best friends: because no one else would put up with us 😏💘
- To another year of laughs, love, and questionable decisions 😂💖
- I don’t know what I’d do without you… probably be less entertained 😂💫
- Our friendship is like a rollercoaster: thrilling and a little terrifying 🎢❤️
- Same awkwardness, same awesomeness 👯♀️🤩
- Here’s to the one person who knows how crazy I really am 🙃💘
- Still stuck with me… lucky you 😆💖
- When you’re together, chaos is just a bonus 😂🎉
- Our friendship is fueled by memes and snacks 🍕😂
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… mostly jelly though 🥜🍇
- I choose you, even though you’re a bit much sometimes 😅💖
- Every day with you is an adventure… usually a weird one 🛣️💫
- Here’s to another year of being weird together 🤪💘
- You’re my ride or die—mainly because you drive us both crazy 🚗💥
- Thanks for always being there to witness my questionable decisions 🤣💖
- If we didn’t have each other, we’d both be in trouble 🕵️♀️😂
- We’re the best at making memories… and then forgetting them 🤔💭
- Here’s to making more unforgettable memories… mostly bad ones 😂🎉
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